How Babies are Made

I learned something about sex ed from my 6-year-old son the other day. My wife relayed the explanation to me, and it went exactly like this:

"There are two ways to get a baby. First, you can get one through adoption. And, second, you can have one through special circumstances."

Interesting indeed.

On a completely different subject, he also came up with the following poem while riding in the back seat of the car on a hot day:

"If you don't have your water

and you don't have your tea,

go get a Polar Pop

from the BP."