A Thank You to my Sponsors--NASCAR Style

It's the end of the semester, so I figured I would use this entry to say thanks to all my sponsors for making this a fun and enriching semester.

[Raul enters classroom wearing a TIAA-CREF t-shirt, a McGraw-Hill baseball cap, and carrying a copy of The Chronicle of Higher Education in one hand and a cup of steaming coffee in the other.]

*Begins remarks by taking a sip of coffee with Folgers clearly labeled on the side of the mug.*

"It feels great to be here. First, I want to thank the team at Sony for the data projector we had in here. This thing ran like a horse all semester long, and I can't say enough about it. And we couldn't have stayed alert throughout such a long semester without the smell from those Expo dry-erase markers, and their partner, The Chronicle of Higher Education. I also want to thank the editing teams from McGraw-Hill, Prentice-Hall, and Wadsworth. You all make this thing happen. We had a good run this semester, but if Professor Jones plays one more loud video in the room next door, we're going to have to take this thing outside. God bless you and thank you all."

*Takes another sip of Folgers coffee and waves the copy of The Chronicle of Higher Education upon exiting the classroom.*