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Saturday, June 17, 2006

Request for Counseling

Here is a real page from my third-grade English workbook.

"One day a rinoe got lose, it came charging far are car and nacked it over. It damiged alot of cars. the rhno charged for the zoo again, it went rite through the camel fence, and then the camels got lose. And then the loins and tigers, monkeys, and all the animals go lose the crocodiles got lose. the people went wild, and all the animals went away. there were only a few monkeys left and the zoo blew up."

The fact that monkeys perished in the explosion perhaps partially explains why in a previous post I had written that we need more representations of primates in our sports teams. I guess I had been looking for a way to honor their sacrifice after all of these years.

4 Comments:

  • uh...things that make you go "??"

    :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 10:27 AM  

  • That Rhino reminds me of Moses leading the Hebrews (animals) out of captivity.

    All the egyptian's cars turned over in the zoo parking lot.

    Instead of a red sea collapsing - you have an explosion, but I too am having a hard time discerning the Freudian symbology of the primates...

    I think counseling is a good idea....

    By Blogger Redbaerd, At 5:59 AM  

  • Your writing (and spelling have come a LONG way). Good job!

    By Blogger Liz, At 4:53 AM  

  • Enjoyed a lot! » » »

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 9:25 AM  

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